[Isaac]
Cain and Abel got into a fight
Cain stabbed Abel with his knife
And God drowned all the Sodomites
Would you like to come to church with me?

[Ensemble]
Come to church
Come to church
Come to church with me
Come to church
Come to church
Woah

Come to church
Come to church
Come to church with me
Come to church
Come to church
Woah

[Trinity]
Would you like to come to church with me?
Sit down in the aisle next to me
Come to church it'll be fantastic
Don't care if you're Protestant or Catholic
Come on, come on!
Come on to church with me

[Ensemble]
Come to church
Come to church
Come to church with me
Come to church
Come to church
Woah

[sick Christian rock solo]

[Trinity]
We can hold hands in church together
Underneath the light of God forever
Isn't this happ'ning?
Isn't this hip?
We'll have a three-way relationship
You and me and God, of course, makes three
[Ensemble]
Come to church
Come to church
Come to church with me
Come to church
Come to church
Woah

(Come to church)
Come to church (x8)