[Spoken: Verne Troyer]
And, I-I don't know if you ever get used to it, though
Because, he's funny, hehe (Heh, yeah)
I mean, and you never know what he's gonna do

[Intro]
Ooh!

[Verse 1]
Never seeing eye to eye
Harmony destroyer
I believe in dreams tonight
I love you, Verne Troyer

[Chorus 1]
But if I don’t cry
(If I don't cry)
I’ll be at peace tonight
(I'll be at peace tonight)

[Verse 2]
Time to get you nice and high
Strap you in your Moonshoes (Woop!)
Wish on a genie, ha ha ha
I want wishes too, ha
[Chorus 2]
And why should I
(And why should I)
Apologize?
(Apologize?)

[Break]
Ooh!
Ha ha, ha, ha ha ha
Ha ha, ha, ha ha ha

[Verse 1]
Never seeing eye to eye
Harmony destroyer
I believe in dreams tonight
I love you, Verne Troyer

[Chorus 1]
But if I don’t cry
(If I don't cry)
I’ll be at peace tonight
(I'll be at peace tonight)

[Verse 2]
Time to get you nice and high
Strap you in your Moonshoes (Woop!)
Wish on a genie, ha ha ha
I want wishes too, ha
[Chorus 2]
Then why should I
(Then why should I)
Apologize?
(Apologize?)