[Verse 1]
Bacon bits and jalapenos on my polish hot dog
Half a pound of potato chips, and a beef jerky log
I press my face to the window
A wrapper sticks to my shirt
Eight people in a stinky van
A couple more couldn't hurt

[Pre-Chorus]
Eat some food off the floor
I've developed a taste for bread mold
Ride around in a van
Don't take a shower for six weeks and

[Chorus]
We've been given superpowers
Ask us for an autograph
We sing, we dance, we'll make you laugh
Don't you want to be like us?

[Verse 2]
Everyone in the band can't stand me
Just because I fell off the stage
And kind of by accident
I broke the promoter's legs
Sometimes we have a deadline, for writing our songs
Five minutes left to write this one
La, la, la, la, la, la, la la
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Sleep in a sleeping bag
Every floor looks the same as last night
You wake up
You drive
You play a show
And then you sleep again

[Chorus]
We've been given superpowers
Ask us for an autograph
We sing, we dance, we'll make you laugh
Don't you want to be like us?

[Chorus 2]
We've been given super powers
Ask about our rock and roll
Our hair, our clothes, hobbies, and pets
Does he have a girlfriend yet?

[Bridge]
I sometimes feel like I'm Holden Caufield
Sometimes Jack Kerouac
I wanted to be famous, now I want to take it back
Don't want to rock the mic
Don't want to meet the pope
I just want to share with you
How we got this peace and hope
[Ending]
We've been given superpowers
(I once wanted to be famous)
Ask us for an autograph
(Now I want to take it back)
We've been given superpowers
(I once wanted to be famous)
Ask us for an autograph
(Now I want to take it back)