Mayonnaise taco Monday
It smells like underwear
Mayonnaise taco Monday…
And something over there
Mayonnaise taco Monday
I put it on the dog
Mayonnaise taco Monday
It tastes kind of like log
Mayonnaise ta... oh here we go, it's this thing

Borracho!
Bailando!
Con tu... esposa!

Mayonnaise taco Monday
You put it in your sleeve
Mayonnaise taco Monday
It makes me want to…
Makes me want to…
Makes me want to heave!