[Verse 1]
In the beginning was the hype
The loud fanfare as I grabbed the mic
Suckah M.C.'s stepped with no clout
Don't quit your day job or your paper route

[Pre-Chorus]
Fantastic and so spastic
Dope drop rhymes like sonic booms
That's the kind of hype that could clear this room

[Verse 2]
I got the hype so big, it's stacked so high
Other M.C.'s just stand and cry
Brad slapped your Mama, your Mama asked "why?"
When Brad says "hype", you do or die

[Pre-Chorus]
Implausible, impossible
We drop dope rhymes like sonic booms
That's the kind of hype that could clear this room

[Chorus]
The packaging is nice
We're building it to sell
Call all your people in Hollywood and Nashville
It's one in a million, in fact we broke the die
It's all of the hype that your money can buy
[Verse 3]
It's the fattest rhymes, it's the biggest hype
My name is Reese, don't call me Mike
This song is good, don't ask me why
It's all of the hype that your money can buy

[Pre-Chorus]
Falsified, unjustified
Drop dope rhymes like sonic booms
That's the kind of hype that could clear this room

[Bridge]
It's so wrong, so far from true, in secret, I'm just like you
It's so wrong, so far from true, in secret, I'm just like you
It's so wrong, so far from, so far from true

[Chorus]
The packaging is nice
We're building it to sell
Call all your people in Hollywood and Nashville
It's one in a million yeah, in fact we broke the die
It's all of the hype that your money can buy
All of the hype that your money can buy
All of the hype that your money can buy
All of the hype that your money can buy
All of the hype that your money can buy