I'll never forget when I saw you standin' there wearin' pants
You were all alone
And I thought to myself
"Man I wish I had those pants!"
But the problem was...

Those weren't my pants
I dunno whose pants they are
But I want 'em
I only know that I want 'em
So why don't you come over here
And rock, baby
Oh, hold on to me tight, baby
And keep wearin' them pants
Cause I love you....