[Verse 1]
Straight from the ghetto streets of Harlem
Come two brothers Willis and Arnold
Black goldfish swims in the bowl
He's three feet high; four with the afro
Stealing cookies from the jar
Dropping water balloons on cars
I hope Mrs. Garret won't see
Just play sick for Mohammed Ali
The Gooch is coming to steal milk money

[Chorus]
Arnold and Willis and Mr. Drumond
And don't forget Kimberly
They just cancelled Dukes of Hazard
Different Strokes is all I want to see

[Verse 2]
Way up high in the penthouse apartment
Making us laugh its Willis and Arnold
Mr. Drumond's got the dough
They get to ride in a limo
Different Strokes, its almost time
We just watch 'cause Kimberly's fine
Half hour long it never fills us
When he says, "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?"
Write the cable company
Different Strokes all the time
[Chorus]
Arnold and Willis and Mr. Drumond
And don't forget Kimberly
They just cancelled Dukes of Hazard
Different Strokes is all I want to see

[Outro]
Mr. Drumond, a man of the means
Loves two black brothers, they've only got the blue jeans

Mr. Drumond, a man of the means
Loves two black brothers, they've only got the blue jeans
Go!

[Dennis]
This is a new song