[Verse 1]
Coke bottle glasses
I'm sitting in the corner with my finger up my nose
And my shoelaces untied again
Another day of school with no friends (whoa-oh, whoa-oh)
A social outcast
Two grades ahead in math
With my highwater pants
Giving meaning to pencil-necked-geek
A dork or so to speak, tongue-in-cheek

[Pre-Chorus]
They're all sucker-punching me
Get in line for a wedgie
All I want and all I need
Is someone who believes in me

[Chorus]
A song sung for underdogs
For all the left out
A flag flying for losers
Somewhere in the heavens
The God of ever-lasting comfort
Believed in me
Loved me when I was faithless
He still died for me
[Verse 2]
Junior High schooler
With pencils in my pockets
And my Trapper Keeper busted
Spilling papers and books on the floor
Not wanting seventh grade anymore (whoa-oh, whoa-oh)
Another class-clown
Acting like a goof to be accepted by my peers
Giving meaning to pencil-necked-geek
A dork or so to speak, tongue in cheek

[Pre-Chorus]
They're all sucker-punching me
Get in line for a wedgie
All I want and all I need
Is someone who believes in me

[Chorus]
A song sung for underdogs
For all the left out
A flag flying for losers
Somewhere in the heavens
The God of ever-lasting comfort
Believed in me
Loved me when I was faithless
He still died for me
[Chorus]
A song sung for underdogs
For all the left out
A flag flying for losers
Somewhere in the heavens
The God of ever-lasting comfort
Believed in me
Loved me when I was faithless
He still died for me

[Reese]
Wow I, I coughed up a hairball

[Dennis]
Hey, hey Reese

[Reese]
Yeah, Dennis. What's up, dude?

[Dennis]
Well I-I'm kind of embarrassed and I know this is a weird place to ask you this but, I'm like, I'm not doing very good with the girls buddy, and I'm, I'm losing hope. What can I do?

[Reese]
Oh man. Well, Dennis, like, I don't know that much about girls but I'll tell you what little I know and that is: Well you see, my friend, it's not unusual to be loved by anyone
No, my friends, it's not unusual to have fun with anyone
Or something like that