[Verse 1]
Shut your face
High school jerks
We're about to show you how this works
Are we cool?
Laser beams
We're about to awesome all your dreams

[Pre-Chorus]
And you'll say, "What are you, some kind of computer?"
And we'll say, "A cyborg pimp from the future"
And I'm going def for sheezy
I'm feeling a bit uneasy

[Chorus]
Let's get this straight
Oh yeah, we are the champions
We'll be battle dancing unicorns
Oh yes, battle dancing unicorns
It's not too late
You could gamble on the heavy hitters
While we're battle dancing unicorns
With glitter

[Verse 2]
Twelve-o-clock?
Party rock
We're hip-hoppin' and we can't quite stop
Aggro hair
Grizzly Bear
Bet you've never met a thousand-aire
[Pre-Chorus]
Then you'll say, "Whatever, I think you're moronic"
And we'll say, "Not really, we're only bionic"
And you're still in high school
But have to acknowledge
That we are professors at Robot Spy College

[Chorus]
Let's get this straight
Oh yeah, we are the champions
We'll be battle dancing unicorns
Oh yes
Battle dancing unicorns
It's not too late
You could gamble on the heavy hitters
While we're battle dancing unicorns
With glitter

[Bridge]
To be what I just can't
Impale myself upon the horns
I'm fighting just to be relevant
I'll battle dance some unicorns

[Outro]
I'm battle dancing unicorns
I'm battle dancing unicorns, oh yeah
I'm battle dancing unicorns
I'm battle dancing unicorns
With glitter
With glitter
With glitter
We'll be battle dancing unicorns with glitter