[Verse 1]
Cruisin downtown in your Camaro
REO Speedwagon on the stereo
It's kind of catchy, kind of a virus
Cutting your hair like Billy Ray Cyrus
You're probably bummed, You probably cried
You're probably sad that the guy from Lynyrd Skynyrd died
You're probably singing "oh oh oh"
All night long

[Pre-Chorus]
Feel the power of the PHANTOM MULLET
Tremble and cower from the PHANTOM MULLET
White metal burn of the PHANTOM MULLET
Cut straight or permed it's the PHANTOM MULLET

[Chorus]
And you, cutting it short on top
I want that for me
You're growing it long in the back
So savage and so free

[Verse 2]
Drop into first you're taking it slow
You're such a rock star
You could never know
I wish I was singing "oh oh oh"
All night long
[Pre-Chorus]
Feel the power of the PHANTOM MULLET
Tremble and cower from the PHANTOM MULLET
White metal burn of the PHANTOM MULLET
Cut straight or permed it's the PHANTOM MULLET

[Chorus]
And you, cutting it short on top
I want that for me
Growing it long in the back
So savage and so free
Cutting it short on top
I want that for me
Growing it long in the back
So savage and so free

[Bridge]
C'mon Steve! Woo, yeah!
It's the Phantom Mullet

[Chorus]
And you, cutting it short on top
I want that for me
Growing it long in the back
So savage and so free
Cutting it short on top
I want that for me
Growing it long in the back
So savage and so free