[Intro: Syrgn, blair & Steve Harwell]
Everybody suck shit, everybody stay stiff
Elephant in the room smokin' fat ass spliffs
Surf in a hoe— fa— fat ass ship
It's ya' girl in my room hittin' fat ass splits—
Yeah I lost all my faith in this place, yeah
Backtrack, yeah, I want my space— space
Lost all faith in the human race, yeah
Every human is a disgrace—

Joke, I'd like to buy the world a toke (Who else could've done it?)
And teach the world to sing in perfect harmony
And teach the—
Joke, I'd like to buy the world a toke
And teach the world to sing in perfect harmony
And teach the—


[Chorus: Syrgn]
Come on, comе on
Come on, come on
Just come on, comе on
Come on, come—
Co—on—on—
Just come on, come on
Come on, come on—
Just come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
[Verse 1: Syrgn]
Everybody suck shit, everybody stay stiff (Hahaha!)
Elephant in the room smokin' fat ass spliffs
Surf in a hoe— fa— fat ass ship
It's ya' girl in my room hittin' fat ass splits
Cunt, open ya' mouth, I'm tryna bag my piss
I'ma eat some percs, take a fat ass shit—
I'm— I'm tr— I'm tr— I'm tryna bag my piss
I'ma eat some percs, take a fat ass shit
Tryna' have more fun, stayin' sad as shit
So I'ma keep bitin' on my cracked ass lips, singin'

[Chorus: Syrgn]
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Just come on, come on
Come on, come on
Just come on, come on
Come on, come on
Just come on, come on

[Verse 2: blair]
I really couldn't care less 'bout this life shit
Everybody fake, yeah we livin'—
I— I— I really couldn't care less 'bout this life shit
Everybody fake, yeah we livin' in a snake pit
If I see a chance n***a, you know I'ma take it
N***a's Fugazi, you fake it, you not gon' make it
Bitch I'm two-faced, yeah I'll switch up real—
I'm— I'm hella' skinny but my bitch real thick
Chill ass n***a, don't care for the con—
Chill— chill ass n***a, don't care for the conflict
Fuck a hypocrite, every word you say you contradict
Smokin' MJ 'til the room get hazy
I just wanna sit inside my bed and be lazy
Hoes on my dick 'cause I'm pretty like a daisy
Hoes on my dick 'cause I look like a lady
[Bridge: blair]
Yeah I lost all my faith in this place, yeah
Backtrack, yeah, I want my space, yeah (blair!)
Lost all faith in the human race, yeah
Every human is a disgrace, yeah
I lost all my faith in this place, yeah
Backtrack, yeah, I want my space, yeah
Lost all faith in the human race, yeah
Every human is a disgrace, yeah

[Outro: Steve Harwell]
Joke, I'd like to buy the world a toke
And teach the world to sing in perfect harmony (blair!)
And teach the—
Joke, I'd like to buy the world a toke
And teach the world to sing in perfect harmony
And—