[Verse 1]
Well, I go where they go
And I know who I wanna know
We are the in set
And they don't trip if you're hip
At the velvet rope off the strip
We are the in set
Call me cruel and unkind, but I'm cool and refined
Like a robot

[Chorus]
If you're not down with us, you're down below
Where have you been, who do you know?
It's no secret this is our big show
And we will never let you down
Never, ever, ever

[Verse 2]
Well, the pond may be big
But it ain't deep if you dig
On the in set
Little fish, swim away
I suggest you go and play
On the swing set
And I was a junkie way before it was cool
With that I'll leave you
[Chorus]
If you're not down with us, you're down below
Where have you been, who do you know?
It's no secret this is our big show
And we will never let you down
Never, ever, ever

[Bridge]
We're just driving this jalopy 'till it grinds to a halt
And that's our mission
A Hollywood tradition

[Chorus]
If you're not down with us, you're down below
Where have you been, who do you know?
It's no secret this is our big show

[Chorus]
If you're not down with us, you're down below
Where have you been, who do you know?
It's no secret this is our big show
And we will never let you down
Never, ever, ever