[Verse 1]
Why the hell we waiting in line?
A billion cars in front and behind
We're going the way of the dinosaur
And they'll make petrol out of us next time

[Verse 2]
And everything would be alright
If this coffin that I'm in was a kite
I'd sail on home to my TV set
I'm glad Sopranos are on Sunday night

[Pre-Chorus]
Hey you in the car in front of me
I got a message for you, could you pass it on to
The guy sitting in the car in front of you?
Ask him to pass it along too

[Chorus]
If we all drive 25, we're getting nowhere
If we all drive 75, we'll get there faster
If we all drive 105, we'll get to heaven on time

[Verse 3]
Bumper-to-bumper grumps
All racing to get over the hump
Then we realize what's on the other side
And it's no wonder why we come undone
[Verse 4]
But I don't let it get me down
I'll take a look around
My windshield is a movie screen
And everybody's acting like a clown

[Pre-Chorus]
Hey you in the car in front of me
I got a message for you, could you pass it on to
The guy sitting in the car in front of you?
Ask him to pass it along too

[Chorus]
If we all drive 25, we're getting nowhere
If we all drive 75, we'll get there faster
If we all drive 105, we'll get to heaven on time

[Bridge]
And in the end zone we see a couch
With our TV dinner eyes
And if you see my window rolling down
I got a chainsaw for a mouth to cut you down to size

[Pre-Chorus]
Hey you in the car in front of me
I got a message for you, could you pass it on to
The guy sitting in the car in front of you?
Ask him to pass it along too
[Chorus]
If we all drive 25, we're getting nowhere
If we all drive 75, we'll get there faster
If we all drive 105, we'll get to heaven on time
If we all drive 25, we're getting nowhere
If we all drive 75, we'll get there faster
If we all drive 105, we'll get to heaven on time