Wakin' up in the mornin'
My ex is callin'
She tells me to get a job
She tells me that I'm a slob
But still she's callin'
Until three in the mornin'
I come home stumblin'
I'm lookin' for somethin' to eat
My head is killin' me
It's not as good as it seems, but I know one thing is true:
Things were better when I had you

Cheat on each other
I punched your brother
Called the police on me
Your dad's comin' after me
"Don't be datin' my daughter."
Restraining orders
I keep changing my number
You're putting the blame on me

I didn't know that she was under eighteen
She showed me a fake ID
It's not as good as it looks
It's not as good as it seems
But I know one thing is true:
I'm just tryin' to get rid of you
Slashin' my tires
She broke into my room
Went through my garbage
Checkin' under my covers
I'm lookin' for robbers
Investigatin' my laundry
Changin' my deadbolts
She threw a brick throw my window
Wrapped in a letter
Sayin' "I hate you
I wanna kill you
I could never forgive you."
But I know one thing is true:

To be continued