[Intro: Rick Ross]
What the fuck?
Evol E-E-Empire
(It was at this moment that he knew)
C-Cuff your chick
(Shoutout to all the pear)

[Chorus: Loser]
R-R-Rick Ross, I want to f*** a bitch
I-I-I'm steady smoking on the cat piss (The cat piss)
I-I-I think I'm addicted to cash
Dick on Mr. Incredible, elastic
I-I can't cuff her, but it's out of habit
But that don't mean that I can't have it
I feel like a fucking r-rabbit
'C-Cause all I need is cabbage

[Verse 1: Loser]
Are you sure you got a girlfriend?
'C-Cause last time I checked, she was single (Single)
I don't think she a christian
Even though, I found her on the mingle
You sound stupid, look clueless
I wear the CDG because the shoe fit
You gon' end up like my dad, toothless
You gon' end up on the b-b-ack, crewneck