[Introduction]
Bad ragsaw boogie (Ba-ba-bam-bam bum-bum-bum)
Bad ragsaw boogie

[Verse 1]
The professor was losing on his Middle American tour
Within a dusty old town that he decides to explore
And he found a new toy called the bad ragsaw
He's found a new toy called the bad ragsaw

[Verse 2]
Well, he'd broken down the door of his [?] shed
And he'd rummage through his chairs, lamps, tools, and old bed
When he overturned the tables something shiny caught his eye
He knew he had to take it home although he couldn't say why

[Verse 3]
In the great exhibition, he'd had it on display
With a ripped inside that said he'd gone for a play
Hold the bad ragsaw and walk this way
Please hold the rad bag saw and walk this way
So behind the screen she- well, she was gone for a while
Then a short, sharp squeal, she arose with a smile
Tears welled up in her big brown eyes
"Well," she said, "quite the surprise" (Uh!)
[Verse 4]
The woman say, "I must have seen at least 20 people disappear behind his screen
"All of them were looking like the cats that got the cream
"But most of them were crying as if they wish they'd never been,"
My god, I won't be able to have it as good again
They say, "Can you re-create the fear for me in any other way?"
"No, nothing can give you more than a boogie on the bad ragsaw"

[Hook]
Nothing can give you more
Than a boogie on the bad ragsaw
Nothing can give you more
Than a boogie on the bad ragsaw
Nothing can give you more
Than a boogie on the bad ragsaw
Nothing can give you more
Than a boogie on the bad ragsaw

Nothing can give you more
Than a boogie on the bad ragsaw
Nothing can give you more
Than a boogie on the bad ragsaw

[Bridge]
Bad ragsaw boogie
Bad ragsaw boogie
Bad ragsaw boogie
[scatting]
(Bad ragsaw boogie)
[Outro]
Bad ragsaw boogie (Ba-ba-bam-bam bum-bum-bum)
Bad ragsaw boogie (Ba-ba-bam-bam bum-bum-bum)
Bad ragsaw boogie (Ba-ba-bam-bam bum-bum-bum)
The bad ragsaw boogie (Ba-ba-bam-bam bum-bum-bum)