Woody was a wizard
Janie was an elf
And when they got together
They only ate sausage
Sausage on a stick, yeah!
Sausage on a stick, yeah!

It's so hard for me
To stay here happily
It's so hard for me
To stay here

Woody was a wizard (a feeder of footsteps)
Janie was an elf (a brave disguise)
And when they got together (just for the record)
They only ate sausage
Sausage on a stick, yeah!
S-s-s-sausage on a stick, yeah!

It's so hard for me
To stay here happily
It's so hard for me
To stay here

To stay is not to breathe
She wept and then, and then, and then, she came
She wept and then, and then, and then, she came
Kate - complete him!
Kate - complete!
Kate - complete him!
Kate - complete!