Nomeansno
Dead Bob
Quiet as a mouse
Gentle as a lamb
Happy as a clam
Dead as a...
(Doorknob!)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hung myself
So fuck you

Button up your overcoat
When the skies are gray
Put a rope around your neck
And kick the chair away
My father was of the sky
My mother was of the earth
And I am a stupid cringing
Ignorant fucking little goof

Bob, dead Bob
Dead Bob
Dead

Everyone is so polite
So completely awfully nice
I'm going to get a butcher knife
And cut you all a juicy slice
Mary had a little lamb
And the she had some veal
She stuck her finger down her throat
And she threw up...
(Everything!)
I will leave a little note
Hanging from a knotted rope
Please excuse my thoughtlessness
(I am sorry for the mess)

Bob, dead Bob
Dead Bob
Dead

[Instrumental]

I will leave a little note
Hanging from a knotted rope
Please excuse my thoughtlessness
I am sorry for the mess
I'm so sorry!
I'm not sorry, I'm not sorry!

Dead, dead Bob! Dead, dead Bob
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead
Dead Bob!

Are you happy now?