[Verse 1]
Where were you born? What is your sign?
I can't ignore stars aren't aligned
And my horoscope just let me know
"Don't do shit today, just stay in bed and let it go"

[Chorus]
Everythin' was goin' great
Then Mercury went into retrograde, yeah
What a beautiful mess we made
When Mercury went into retrograde

[Post-Chorus]
(La, la, la) I think I'm goin' insane
(La, la, la) And my emotions got the best of me
(La, la, la) Everybody stay away
'Cause I hate, I hate retrograde

[Verse 2]
I don't wanna make a decision, I've got blurry vision
My car broke down on the 405, got no transmission
I broke my television, electronics are trippin'
My boyfriend tried to come for me and I told him, "Listen”
I don't know what to do, so I'll blame it on the moon
Yes, I'm in a bad mood, so, sorry if I'm rude
It's not in my head, read it on the Internet
Feels like life or death, you can't save me, don't waste your breath
[Chorus]
Everythin' was goin' great
Then Mercury went into retrograde, yeah
What a beautiful mess we made
When Mercury went into retrograde (Yeah)

[Post-Chorus]
(La, la, la) I think I'm goin' insane (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(La, la, la) And my emotions got the best of me (Yeah)
(La, la, la) Everybody stay away
'Cause I hate, I hate retrograde

[Outro]
Where were you born? What is your sign?
I can't ignore, stars aren't aligned
And my horoscope just let me know
"Don't do shit today, just stay in bed and let it go"