Josh Gad
Shampagne Was My Best Friend
[OWEN, spoken]
Why'd you have to hide the dog, Cole? None of this would've happened if you just told us you found the dog
Yes, I know my voice sounds weird right now but it's 'cause I'm- angry, and I'm not used to be being angry and now I can't stop going higher

[COLE]
My heart is broken now that we've returned that pup
My hopes have dropped like poop that cannot be picked up

[OWEN]
Hey son, I hear you and I know you're feeling crushed
Just like my turtleheads, your dreams were turned to dust

[COLE, spoken]
Sorry dad, I just- I loved him

[OWEN, spoken]
I know, I know you did