Josh Gad
Olaf’s Retelling of Frozen
[spoken - Olaf]
Oh, sorry, I find clothes restricting.
I bet you're wondering who we are and why we're here, it's really quite simple.

It began, with two sisters.
One born with magical powers, one born powerless.

Anna, no, too high!
Blast! Auughh!
Mama, papa, help!

Slam! Doors shutting everywhere, sisters torn apart!

Well, at least they have their parents!
They're parents are dead.

Oh, hi I'm Anna, I'll marry a man I just met!

Elsa's gonna blow! Snow, snow, auughh run!

Magic pulses through my snowflakes...I live!

Ice palace for one! Ice palace for one!
Get out, Anna!
*pew, pew*
My heart...
[spoken - Lieutenant Mattias]
Oh my goodness...

[spoken - Olaf]
Only an act of true love can save her.

Here's a true loves kiss...
You're not worth it! Guess what, I'm the bad guy!

[spoken - Lieutenant Mattias]
What!?

[spoken - Olaf]
Then Anna freezes to death...forever.

[spoken - Lieutenant Mattias]
Poor Anna...

[spoken - Olaf]
Then she unfreezes!
Oh, and then Elsa woke up the magical spirits and we were forced out of our kingdom and now our only hope is to find the truth about the past but we don't have a clue how to do that except Elsa's been hearing voices so we got that going for us.
Any questions?

[To Elsa, Anna, and Kristoff]
I think they got it.