Lots of stuff going on
So allow me and my stringy little friend here to fill you in
Remember when city councilman Leo Shallenhammer voted no
And now they won't renew the park league's contract?
Drama

The city and the park league
Are they fighting?
This is shady!
But Paige'll crack the case
Cause she's a journalism lady!

The end
Just kidding, there's more

Even though the city's being a little dysfunctional
The park league is still putting on their annual hat luncheon-al
They pitch a huge white tent
And it's all a big to do
Rich people in crazy hats
That's white people for you

The end
Nah, just kidding
There's a little more
The luncheon I just mentioned
It has a keynote speaker
To celebrate the retirement of one of the groundskeepers
It's kind of a big deal

The mayor's gonna be there

But the keynote speaker's Owen and speeching is his nightmare!

And the water's off in the castle
Everyone in there smells a little weird right now!

Jimmy, Archie, Sal, and Tom
Those are the names of moles that I have

Thank you, thank you
I just made that up
Can you believe it?
Thank you very much

Look there's a thing at the end of that string
A-ha, up there
Why don't you look up there?

Oh my God, Brendan
Let's go
Phew
Okay, where was I?
Oh yes

Pidgeon, pidgeon
You're a pidgeon
I'm gonna teach you how to dance?
Shka, shka, shka, shka, shka, shka, shka, shka

Oh, who's that fast-walking, bearded guy?
Oh, who's just refusing to meet my eye?
It's you, sir
Where you going?

Doo-bi-di-doo
Oh-oh-oh

And here comes the super cool manager of the park
Thank you, everyone
I gotta go, I gotta go