[BIRDIE, spoken]
I knew the whole time that he wasn't gonna take the job. Did I seem scared? I was not scared. I was totally confident. Why did I fall out of a tree? Uh, physical comedy. You're welcome. I'm just gonna lay here for a little while. Not because I'm hurt. I'm totally fine. 

[PAIGE, sung]
Every few months we take vacations
That's where I get my inspirations
Deep-sea dives, looking fish in the eyes
Like, whoa, whoa, whoa
Look at how now we meditate
Wow, 'cause we're now on a different wave
Starting our days with yoga and sage
Like, ow, ow!
Cramp, cramp!
Then we go to the dolphin encounter
Swimming with dolphins, nothing profounder
Setting them free 'cause they belong in the sea
Like go, go!
Check it out, here's a different Paige
Check me out while I turn the page
Living that good life
Knew-that-I-could life
Now, now, now
How does she have the time to bake?
'Cause I'm amazing