Josh Gad
Olaf Presents: The Little Mermaid (Original)
[Olaf]: Presenting, The Little Mermaid.
[Ariel]: I don't wanna be half a fish anymore
[King Triton]: You'll be half a fish and you'll like it young lady!
*grunts*
[Ariel]: But I wanna be... *sings*: Part of that world!
[Ariel]: I got like, 20 thing-a-ma-bobs! What's that word again?
[Scuttle]: Dinglehopper!
[King Triton]: I HATE ALL YOUR HUMAN STUFF! YOUR A GARBAGE COLLECTOR! uh, LIKE YOUR MOTHER!
[Ariel]: *cries* I just gotta be, *sings*: PART OF HIS WOOOOOO- Oh look a random guy floating in the water!
[Ariel]: It's Eric! I'll save you!
[Ariel]: I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in LOVE!
[Ursula]: Hey! I'm Octolady! Gimme your voice for some legs! Also if you fail I'm turning you into an emaciated shrimp FOREVER!
[Ariel]: Sure! I trust that you've got my best interests at heart! *sings*
[Ursula]: Keep singing!
[Ariel]: *sings more* *chokes* *cough*.
[Ursula]: Yes! Now I've got your larynx!
[Ariel]: Yay! Now I've got. *chukles* *sings*: feet.
[Sabastian]: My nerves are shot!
[Chef Louis]: E, pwason
[Olaf]: (to the tune of 'Kiss the Girl') Shlalalalalalalalalalalalala wow wa *shreaks*
[Ursula]: Aw that was too close! They're gonna fall in love! *chomp*
[Ursula (who sounds like Ariel)]: Haha! Now I'm gonna marry her boyfriend!
[Ariel]: Eric no! Papa Help!
[Olaf]: Papa's and emaciated shrimp.
[Ursula (who sounds like herself)]: So much for true love! Ha ha! oh. *chukles* I've been impaled
[Ariel]: *sings*: Now I'm married and have feet!
[Credits]