[Intro: Tina, Damon & Hayden]
*Pants* Damon
Yeah?
Hi! Uhm, I don't know if you'll recognize me. We met earlier today
Uh... Oh. We did. Sure. No, I don't. I don't remember you. Uh, this is my best friend Hayden
'Sup?
Whoa

[Verse 1: Hayden]
I think you're out of this world
But you're my best friend's girl
I want to kiss your face, oh-oh
I'm so lost in space

[Interlude: Damon, Hayden & Tina]
My best friend Hayden? What are you doing in space? I'm just here with my colleague/girlfriend Tina
You're supposed to be down on the ground doing ground stuff
I finished it
Well, maybe space isn't big enough for the both of us
Yeah, you're right. That's why you should leave. I'll stay here with Tina and you go do ground stuff
Boys, stop. Don't fight over me
Rap battle

[Rap battle: Damon, Hayden & Tina]
What are you doing in space?
It ain't your place
Hands off my girls or I'll hit your face
I didn't come to fight, I came to dance
'Cause out in space we don't need pants
Yeah, that's right, don't be mad at me
My pants flew off 'cause there's no gravity
Keep talking...
[Chorus: Damon & Hayden & Tina]
There's no pants in space
Uranus can't see your anus
And Venus can't see your penis
Pants on Jupiter, there's nothing stupider
Oh, you moon the Moon it moons you back
It moons me back
In space we don't wear slacks
Hey, what's the policy on shirts here? Do you think they would float? Just want to whip'em off real quick?
Cool, cool, cool, cool

[Outro: Tina & Damon]
Damn it
Damon, I am so sorry
Sorry for what?
For not loving you enough