Why even ask me: "Why don't dare I?"
There’s nothing to say, I suppose
Why even ask me: "Why don't dare I?"
I'm waiting for the money, I suppose

A fabulous itch pain
Peppermint pig stay!
Burning your treasure
While I’m eating your money

Burning your treasure
While I’m eating your money
Burning your treasure
While I’m eating your money

Why even ask me: "Why don't dare I?"
There’s nothing to say, I suppose
Why even ask me: "Why don't dare I?"
I'm waiting for the money, I suppose

We had watched for the pig, me
We got watched and a sixpence
We had watched for the pig, me
We got watched and a sixpence