You're the nicest person that I've ever met
Even though we live so far apart
I'm so glad we kept
In touch
But now I'm out of touch
Could you fill me in, dear friend?

Oh
Now is that so?
Seems that life's got you low
Now take a tip from me

If they're bringing you down
Well then don't hang around
Put them in the garbage
If they're making you blue
Then you know what to do
Put them in the garbage
If they're bustin' the tires on your brand new bike
Put them in the garbage
If they're brambles and thorns on your nice long hike
Put them in the garbage

G-A-R-B-A-G-E
Oh, put them in the garbage
('Cause they're trash)
G-A-R-B-A-G-E
Oh, put them in the garbage
('Cause they're trash)