[Intro]
Oh, the package is here
Hahaha
But wait, the door
Hey, babe—

[Verse 1]
Well, I know that you've already gone
But I can't do anything on my own
I need you, I need you, I need you right now
So baby, won't you pick up the phone

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm locked out (locked out)
I'm locked out (locked out)
It's not a metaphor, I can't get through the door
'Cause I'm locked out (locked out)
I'm locked out (locked out)
You've got the spare key, won't you come and spare me?

[Verse 2]
I could climb in through the window but it's two stories high
I could maybe reach it, but I don't wanna die
Guess I'll just sit here 'til I here back from you
And I'll hope and I'll pray that you didn't lose it too
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm locked out (locked out)
I'm locked out (locked out)
It's not a metaphor, I can't get through the door
'Cause I'm locked out (locked out)
I'm locked out (locked out)
You've got the spare key, won't you come and spare me?

'Cause I'm locked out (locked out)
I'm locked out (locked out)
It's not a metaphor, I can't get through the door
'Cause I'm locked out (locked out)
I'm locked out (locked out)
You've got the spare key, won't you come and spare me?

It's not a metaphor, I can't get through the door
I'm locked out, locked out
Got the spare key, come spare me

[Outro]
'Cmon babe, just—
I'm out here in my pyjamas
We'll have breakfast inside
My bagels are getting cold!
Please, I'll do something nice for you, y'know
I'll make you a quiche! I make pretty good quiche