[Verse 1]
How dare you make a fool of me
You've come barking up the wrong tree
I hope that many locusts make you their main focus
And I hope your cow rolls down a hill

[Verse 2]
May all your chickens lay rotten eggs
The chickens themselves are fine, but you are greatly inconvenienced
I hope your corn, it rots -
And your blue cheese, it does not
And I hope your cow rolls down a hill

[Verse 3]
Let me clarify, I'm not for mindless ill will
But I must share that I would love your pie
To fall right off your windowsill
I hope a rogue tornado sends your farm into the stratosphere -
And i hope your cow rolls down a hill
I hope your cow rolls down a hill