[Verse 1: Mina, Sam, Dads]
We all know what it's like
When you’re down on your luck
(Yup, been there.)
(Mhmm!)
(Oh yeah, been there.)
When you feel like there's trouble
When you feel like you're stuck

Yeah, life can be hard
When you’re feeling alone...
But when you're part of the Steaks
You'll find you'll never be on your own

[Pre-Chorus: Mina, Sam]
You don't need to be down, you don't need to be sad
'Cause you've got a brand new set of dads!

[Chorus: Dadsemble]
When you wanna fit in
But there’s no fitting in
We’re your dads now

If you need a hand up
Then just give us a shout
We're your dad now
When you call us we’re there
We're not far away
If we take you to lunch
Yeah you know that we'll pay

If you're looking around
With no dad to be found, hey!
We’re your dad now
We're your dad now

[Interlude: Sebastian (spoken)]
Aww, I appreciate it guys!
But, I don't know...

[Verse 2: Sebastian, Mina, Dads]
I appreciate all
That you fellas have done
And by the way, can I say
What a spread you've put on
Aww, thanks Sebastian!
(No problem!)
(That's how we do it!)

But there's a sadness inside
And I just have to face that
What Jessica means to me
No one else can replace that
[Pre-Chorus: Dadsemble, Sebastian]
We all understand
We could never compete
But the hot dogs are done
If you're ready to eat
Alright!

[Breakdown: Mina]
Can anyone pass famed dad Louie a guitar?

[Guitar Solo: Louie Zong]
Give it up for Louie on guitar!

[Chorus: Mina, Sam, Dads, Sebastian]
When you're running late and need a lift to the game
We're your dads now
(We're your dads now)
If you're feeling run down and you're in need of a pun
We're your dads now (woo!)
I love all you guys!
Yeah, we all love you too!
If I need me a dad, then I know what to do
We can't fix everything but we can make some dope wings
And Sebastian, I mean it...
We're your dads now
We're your dads now
Thanks, dads!
[Outro: Dads, Sam]
That's what I'm talking about!
Yeah!
(I'm your dad now)