[Verse 1]
Every single year, I fool you more
"Kick me" sign on the back, toy spiders on the floor

[Verse 2]
I'm beside myself while you glare and scowl
And you're never ever pleased, but no harm, no foul

[Pre-Chorus]
You said you're through with shenanigans and tomfoolery
And what a fool for me not to see

[Chorus]
When you said that you were leavin'
I thought, "There's no way you'd be so cruel"
Ha, this is all just pranks and jokes, right?
I guess that I'm the April fool
You could've placed a whoopie cushion
Filled the bathroom with balloons
Instead of laughin', you are leavin'
I guess that I'm the April fool

[Melodica Solo]

[Outro]
I guess that I'm the April fool
I guess that I'm the April fool
I guess that I'm the April fool
I guess that I'm the April fool