[Verse 1: Louie Zong]
Sittin' and waitin' in a beat up car
Sleepin' the whole day away
I guess a murder happened just not too far
I hope they catch the guy someday
But what can I do except wait? Wait for you
Catchin' up on sleep
And you're catching some rich old sleaze

[Chorus: Louie Zong]
I'm a dog! I'm a dog!
I'm a dog named Dog
A detective and a man's best friend
I'm a dog! I'm a dog!
I'm a dog named Dog
And I'll be with you until the end

[Verse 2: Louie Zong & Peter Falk]
Patiently awaiting your "one more thing" (one more thing)
I bet the wife's waiting too
I know you'll put the pressure on
And make them sing
'til then I'll just sleep and drool
Got nowherе to go
In this old Peugeot
Taking a nice nap
You'rе catching them in the act
[Chorus: Louie Zong]
I'm a dog! I'm a dog!
I'm a dog named Dog
A detective and a man's best friend
I'm a dog! I'm a dog!
I'm a dog named Dog
And I'll be with you until the end

[Outro: Louie Zong & Peter Falk]
I'm a dog, I'm a dog
I'm a dog named Dog
I'm a dog, I'm a dog (Hey!)
I'm a dog named Dog
I'm a dog, I'm a dog (Hey!)
I'm a dog named Dog (Go back in the car, go back in the car)
I'm a dog, I'm a dog
I'm a dog named Dog