[Verse 1]
Hey Santa, can I ask you a question?
Hey Santa, I hope you don't mind me asking
And if you're so fair and you really care
How come the bad kids get all the presents?

[Verse 2]
Hey Santa, surely you must have noticed
Hey Santa, maybe you've lost your focus
Because the naughty list is getting his wish
How come the bad kids get all the presents?

[Verse 3]
Hey Santa, I'm not throwing a fit
But frankly, I think that this is bullshit
'cause if you're so fair and you really care
How come the bad kids get all the presents tonight?