[Verse 1]
I am a playwright
And my entire home is my stage

Interior design is my passion
And I'm busting out of my cage

Come on, come on over
To the garden of Swedish delights

Sleek and modern living
At a very affordable price

[Pre-Chorus]

A couch extended to your heart's desire
A meeting of the minds in the hall of fire

To get your dinner you gotta crawl through the wall
The toilet's at the end of a hundred foot hall

[Chorus]
Ha ha
Trapped in my furniture hellscape
It's all so wrong and I made it
Just for you
Good luck
Trying to escape from this nightmare
I don't know they way out
'cause I am trapped here too

(Guitar Solo)

[Outro]

Well
Looks like it’s just you and me

Hey
Pass me a meatball