[Verse 1]
Stuck in place, Wacky Tube Man
Only live for selling cars
There's a million others like you
So who do you think you are?

[Verse 2]
Floppin' round for days on end
Smilin' like you really care
Tryin' to seem like you're my friend
But I know you're full of hot air

[Chorus]
Inflatable Man, what a tragic life
To have life only on company time
Inflatable Man, what a tragic sight
If only he would just grow a spine

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Outro]
Inflatable Man, what a tragic life
To have life only on company time
Inflatable Man, what a tragic sight
If only he would just grow a spine