Another day, another coin to my name
That's all I get for being part of the game
It's kinda unfair, they're just out on the road!
But i'm not a hero, I am only a toad
No, I'm not a hero, I am only a toad

Now I may be short but I've got my skillset
For pulling vegetables, well, I'm your best bet
I need a cough drop for my very sore throat
But i'm not a hero, I am only a toad
I'm not a hero, I am only a toad

My brethren have worked for you for years
And toads we always do what we've been told
But maybe we shouldn't be such fun guys anymore
Maybe it's time to revolt

But we won't, cuz
I'm not a hero, I am only a toad
I'm not a hero, I am only a toad

Well, I'm not a hero, I am only a toad
Well, I'm not a hero, I am only a toad
Well, I'm not a hero, I am only a toad
I'm not a hero, I am only a toad