Look at me, a shriveled little man
Chained to the leash, a dog without a plan
All the other dogs go...
(Woof, woof, woooo!)
But all I’ve got is a
(tiny little yowl)

My bones are brittle, my bones are weak
Other dogs stomp, and I gotta sneak
Well, back in the days you would fall to your knees
But now I get knocked over by a very light breeze

Why did you do this to me?
How could you do this to me?
I was a creature with dignity
But now I look like this

Why did you do this to me?
Just how could you do this to me?
I was a creature with dignity
But now I look like this

Bad genetics, cursed calisthenics
Take a bad step and you’ll havе to call a medic
From the top of the food chain, to thе top of the list
Of funky little dogs you won't want to miss
Playing God while we’re playing fetch
I can’t fathom the depths of your treachery
Through all history

Why did you do this to me?
How could you do this to me?
I was a creature with dignity
But now I look like this

Why did you do this to me?
Just how could you do this to me?
I was a creature with dignity
But now I look like this