Let's do a photo essay
About the doggy bowl racecar cat
(And) And when ya press the button (button)
(Ooh) He sticks his tongue on out
And licks the bowl he's in
And revs his matchbox car
It's a race he always wins
And when ya press the button
He'll lick the doggy bowl pot he's in...
(2, 3, 4)

It's the sparks that shoot from the notch in the track
To the pin at the bottom of his doggy bowl matchbox car
It's the magnets make him go, make him go so fast
Simple physics make him go so fast (dentist office)

Let's do a photo essay
About the doggy bowl racecar cat
(And) And when ya press the button (button)
(Ooh) He sticks his tongue on out
And licks the bowl he's in
And revs his matchbox car
It's a race he always wins
And when ya press the button
He'll lick the doggy bowl pot he's in...

I am master
(It's the magnets make him go
Make him go so fast
Simple physics make him go)