Don't stare at your face with your nose out of place
At the wrinkles where zits used to be
And remember that smiling uses less muscles
And frowning just makes you look ugly

So smile, smile
And the whole world will smile with you
So smile, baby, smile
If the whole world just had a clue

Don't mess with your man when he's selling you grams
He would kill you for less and then smile
And don't curse at a whore as you open the door
'Cause your service won't be with a smile

So smile, smile
And the whole world smiles with you
And smile, baby, smile
If the whole world just had a clue

Don't sneer at your doctor or Gamble & Procter
'Cause they're just pawns in the game
The perfect prescription is one that you're given
It's filled out in Jesus' name

Don't be scared of your preacher 'cause he's just a leech
He's too busy cruising your ass
Theres a verse in the Bible that says we're all liable
For everything that comes to pass

So smile, smile
And the whole world smiles with you
So smile, baby, smile
If the whole world just had a clue
So smile, smile
Smile, smile
Smile, smile