[Intro]
Yeah, Skee-Lo in the house
Givin shouts out to all the homies out there
You know how we do it
Six fo's ragged tops, Cadillacs
This is how it sounds

[Verse 1]
Hey, I'm right around the corner from my marriage spot
You see my bride isn't here I guess she musta forgot
Have you seen her?
Walkin about kinda ruff she got afro puffs
Yo I should call her up
See I met her back in high school my school
Cause she was kinda fly wanted to be her guy so I gave it a try
But why did I look in her eyes?
Cause I been around the world with this girl
Now I, see her in a corner
Hey baby look I'm in the spotlight losin my religion
So let me get this off my chest
As I unplug my telephone and give it a rest, stress
Girls be knockin on my door like please
And I be like Aladdin always poof all you need, poof all you need
So tell me homies can't you see
That if you ever wanna be as phat as me
You gots to be a
[Chorus]
(Skee-Lo)
A Big Mac, McDLT
Quarter pounder with some cheese
Filet O Fish a hamburger
A cheeseburger a Happy Meal
Milkshake, Diet Coke bigger or the smaller size
A chicken oriental with salad on the side
I'mma a Big Mac, McDLT
Quarter pounder with some cheese
Filet O Fish, a hamburger
A cheeseburger, a Happy Meal
Milkshake, Diet Coke bigger or the smaller size
A chicken oriental with salad on the side

[Verse 2]
Click, click bang what's my name?
How many groupies you know with styles (styles)
Look at the way the criminal mind
Ticks tocks with a bust to rock em crazy
See wanna play me, wanna smack from your lady
I stroll now I got soul I'm too quick for that
So I step with that left right left
I'm just a hippie your girl she be jockin
Three in the morning got the one time knockin
So yo y'all best to watch out cause I knock out every opponent
Four letters in my name and I thought that I was on oh dang
Double Jeopardy I take beef for three hundred please
How many people would like to join me in this dirty danger?
I was a forest ranger but I got fired for blowin stuff up out of anger
So yo now tell me homie, homie can't you see
If you ever wanna be a phat as Skee
You gots to be a
[Chorus]
(Skee-Lo)
A Big Mac, McDLT
Quarter pounder with some cheese
A Filet O Fish, a hamburger
A cheeseburger, a happy meal
Milkshake, diet coke bigger or the smaller size
A chicken oriental with salad on the side
I'mma A Big Mac, McDLT
Quarter pounder with some cheese
A Filet O Fish a hamburger
A cheeseburger a happy meal
Milkshake, diet coke bigger or the smaller size
A chicken oriental with salad on the side

[Interlude]
Right, welcome to L.A. and when in L.A
There's a few tips and pointers which everyone should follow
Keep your head straight ahead and uh watch your wallet

[Verse 3]
Hey somebody call the cops somebody stole my socks
Somebody stole my nomometer Skeeter when I stop and do they drop POP, POP
And it won't stop you fools just think I'm fruity
Wanna get with one of my cuties wait a minute man I love Lucy
And L.A. is my city cause girls I hear are be pretty
My number 81299 wanna call me and get with me?
My area code 310 PO box and now you know
Represent the West Coast whoa!
Cause I'mma
[Chorus]
(Skee-Lo)
A Big Mac, McDLT
Quarter pounder with some cheese
Filet O Fish, a hamburger
A cheeseburger, a happy meal
Milkshake, diet coke bigger or the smaller size
A chicken oriental with salad on the side
I'mma A Big Mac, McDLT
Quarter pounder with some cheese
Filet O fish, a hamburger
A cheeseburger, a happy meal
Milkshake, diet coke bigger or the smaller size
A chicken oriental with salad on the side

[Outro: Slick Rick sample]
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