[billy woods]
Call right now, a 200 dollar value for 19.99 (how?)
Call us crazy, but we’d rather pass the savings onto you at home
Watch the pounds melt away while you sleep
Isn’t everyone a little lazy? Pick up the phone (24hrs a day)
Change your career, watch the miracle oxy-clean
Eat the rust off this chrome
And leave it brand new, kinda almost
Smile for camera two, it’s Eddie James Olmos and Erik Estrada
No more ring around the collar
Just pennies a day will lift one of these children out of squalor
Maybe it’ll be little blackie
Sure he’s tiny, but comes with all your favorite songs
From the 80s and 90s
Club Nouveau to Color Me Badd, bad credit or no credit
No money down, the bank told you “forget it”
Now I make 30K a month, got a kitchen full of juice-makers
And knives that’ll cut steel like paper
Golden tickets and glass elevators
Bitter little pills that got his wife to throw out the vibrator
If you ever been a victim of a hater
Call the law offices of Jacoby & Meyers
We frequent flyers (look at that!)

[Priviledge]
Till they catch me and this life catches up with me
Till my chickens come home to roost, so to speak
When they do, I’ll be waiting alone
Where they could pit a lion wolf like this was Ancient Rome
And I’m fine but I’m kinda fixed to my dome
Via the Backwoodz that I’m currently smoking on
Blow a cloud to the Heaven and Mount Olympus
Like an offering to guys for protection of my kingsmen
Natural selection’s been abandoned as a concept
Just look at the elections, son we need to evolve