[Verse]
Hello? Can you hear me?
Can you see me? Can you feel me?
I know you're out there somewhere
The corn dog of my dreams

[Chorus]
Somebody help me please
I need to fucking eat
I have a corn dog, it's in my fridge
But it's cold and stale and I don't want to eat it

I need it, I don't love it
I hate it, I want it
This corn dog is in my fridge
Somebody help me please
This corn dog is haunting me

[Verse]
Hello? Can you hear me?
Can you see me? Can you feel me?
I know you're out there somewhere
The corn dog of my dreams

[Chorus]
Somebody help me please
I need to fucking eat
I have a corn dog, it's in my fridge
But it's cold and stale and I don't want to eat it
I need it, I don't love it
I hate it, I want it
This corn dog is in my fridge
Somebody help me please
This corn dog is haunting me