I don't have any friends, no one thinks I'm cool
All the kids tell me to just drink my stool
I just wanna go and run away, hey! Motherfucker
Motherfucker

My fucking cat died today
I think I wanna just run away
Good news, it's just a fucking cat
Just buy another one
That was a Norm Macdonald joke
I didn't steal it, I just covered it
Please don't beat me up, Norm, Norm

(Norm! No!) (Like, in cauliflower, with a fuckin' dog face.)
(Ow! No, Norm!) (People wanna throw you down a well.)
(Motherfucker) (Wonder if they wanna murder you in a well.)

Help me
I'm a fucking alien
I don't belong here
Humans are not my kind

Help me
I'm a fucking alien
What am I supposed to eat or drink
Fuck water, fuck you, fuck everything
I don't have any friends, no one thinks I'm cool
All the kids tell me to just drink my stool
I just wanna go and run away, hey!