A lot of motherfuckers is talkin', but they ain’t saying shit shit shit shit!
BEUNNAUNAUNUYNANNNANANNANANNANAANNANNN YEAH

(Shit!)

This just in: 1 Trait Danger spotted at the top of the Billboard charts (Shit!)
1 Trait Danger sells 50 million records
1-1-1 Trait Danger spo-o-tted on prime time w-w-with an exclusive interview with Brian Germossy (Shit!)

UH, UH, YO
I’m too famous
Don’t know what your name is
Met you five or six times, but you lame, bitch
Come on over to my house and make a sandwich
Mustard, mustard on both sides of the bread
Not that Dijon shit, we're using yellow instead, yo!

[1 Trait Danger, Donovan, Kurt Vonnegut]
'Hi, my name is Donovan, I’m the PR rep for Kurt Vonnegut. I was thinking maybe we could have a meeting, quick?'
'Nah, you makе me wanna fucking hock and spit, that old dumb motherfucker writеs books and shit!'
'Pen, pen to the paper. Oh, I’m so old, I’m wrinkly and lame, I don’t do coke anymo-o-o-o'

Yo, hit up Lombardi
Let’s get faded, let’s go fucking party
Back of the Ferrari, two red lights in the cop car-y
I’m doing coke off the bathroom floor
Flyin’ down the highway, puking out the window
1 Trait Danger spotted in the new Twilight movie with Sheryl Crow
1 Trait Danger spotted out with a couple of friends at a diner near Olive Garden having happy hour
TMZ reports spotting 1 Trait Danger creating a brand new beat, a brand new sound, and honestly a brand new album

I’m gonna look good forever
'Cause I hired a painter
And a professional trainer
Bill Gates is my neighbor
I got too much cash
And it’s all liquid assets
Who’s that mowing my law?
Uh oh, that’s Elon!

I’m way too famous
Don’t know what your name is
I got way too famous
Bill Gates is my neighbor

Yeah, I’m way too famous
No, I don’t know what your name is
'Cause I’m way too famous
Way too famous

Aw, fuck… forgot to plug in the goddamn phone. Well, I guess I’ll just go back to bed