[intro]
What’s your name? (Hannah)
Shut up (hahaha)

[verse]
Yo, sitting in the dark with my nightgown on
Yeah, I wear a nightgown to bed, dog
It brings me comfort while I sleep
‘Cause sometimes I get scared and piss the sheets
But other times, I’m really fucking brave
And don’t piss my bed for days
I get a gold star on the wall from my parents and they say “Good job, dog”
I got like 20 fucking starts this year
What did you do motherfucker?
You probably sat around doing nothin’
Accomplishing nothing in life
But everyday I’m accomplishing something new
Like one more gold star and maybe a black & blue bruise
From falling down on the ground
And scraping up my knees
Or maybe watch Blues Clues
With my buddy named Jeeves
That’s right I got a buddy named Jeeves
He’s creepy as fuck and he’s got knives, geez
A bunch of knives actually
He’ll stab you in the eye
Yo, seriously, me and Jeeves are really close
So don’t talk shit
‘Cause I’m gonna get a hose and spray you with it
You don’t want to get wet now do you?
‘Cause it’s cold out, it’s wet out, and water will freeze
On your knees, on your butthole, and on your cheese
That’s right, you had some cheese in your hand when I sprayed you with the hose and now it’s wet as fuck man
Wet cheese ain’t fun to eat
So don’t fuck with my friend Jeeves
Crazy in the head when I think about the nightgown
Pissing in my pants, pooping in the sheets, bright town
Brown town, pooping in the sheets again
My town, pooping in the sheets again
[Chorus]
You’re dead for life, you use bidet for life
Or your butthole will be itchy for the rest of your life, yeah
Bidet for life, I said bidet for life
Or your butthole gonna be itchy for the rest of your life
I said Bidet for life, Bidet for life
Your butthole gonna be itchy unless you bathe for life, yeah