If

[Verse 1]
If the clothes make the man
Then the moths make the holes
And it shows
Yes it shows
By the shape the hole grows

[Verse 2]
If early man really did mate
With Neanderthal then
Modern man
Is a mix
Of bestial sex

[Chorus]
If you ain't sweet to me
I'll desert you in a heartbeat
If you don't savor me
I'll salt you, make you savory

[Verse 3]
If the boy keeps on hitting his head
Against the dash of the car
Will the horsefly leave his ear
Will the blood make it hard?
[Chorus]
If you ain't sweet to me
I'll desert you in a heartbeat
If you don't savor me
I'll salt you, make you savory

[Bridge]
If sequencing genes
Brings them back to breed
Will we get along
With them this time?

[Chorus]
If you ain't sweet to me
I'll desert you in a heartbeat
If you don't savor me
I'll salt you, make you savory

[Outro]
When the sky finally falls
If you're holding me
I can die finally knowing
It ends peacefully