Me Tarzan you Jane
Me run way, you plane
Long before things went wrong
I called your name
I banged a gong
And you did the same

I was wishin' my condition away
Eh-eh-eh
Call in sick on a bank holiday
Eh-eh-eh
You came to see me for some afternoon tea
So how come it feels like someone's poisoning me

I was crushin' like a thumb on a bug
I was humming like if love was a drug
You came to see me, but you don't want me to stay
So I drowned a fish, and now it's swimming away

I drowned a fish, and now it's swimming away

I was wishin' my condition away
Eh-eh-eh
Freezing cold on a midsummer's day
Eh-eh-eh
Got you a gift, but you don't wanna see
And now it feels like someone's crucified me
So intellectual; guess I'll play the fool
You're always winning, so why must you be so cruel?
You got a new game, but you don't wanna play
So I drowned a fish, and now it's swimming away

I drowned a fish and now it's swimming away

I was wishin' my condition away
Called in sick on a bank holiday
You came to see me, but you don't want me to stay
So I drowned a fish, and now it's swimming away

I drowned a fish, and now it's swimming away