I found David Geffen's Jackson Pollock
It fell off a truck near the beach
At least that's where I got it
Tried to move it
For a record
Two hundred million dollars
These jackals, these vampires
They offered me somethin' much smaller

There was a notice
Information leading to the return of this abstract
Expressionless work
Or whatever you call it
It was David Geffen's Jackson Pollock

But when i showed up
Lifted my coat up
To reveal the painting
Pigs suddеnly rolled up

Afraid that this might happen
I took out my box cutter
Thеir faces slacking as it pushed against the canvas
They stepped down
As I climbed back in
What might have been the worlds slowest getaway
But I still had David Geffen's Jackson Pollock
But I still had David Geffen's Jackson Pollock
But I still had David Geffen's Jackson Pollock
But I still had David Geffen's Jackson