War, a state of armed conflict between different nations or states or different cults within a nation or a state
Technoblade versus Sapnap
When life gives me lemons I make steaks
Challenging me was your first mistake
I got underwear that's sprayed with gold
I could beat you with a blindfold
I taste sweet as a delicious Starburst
Techno you suck at rapping you aren't well versed
My raps are furious they caused a rain
This rap is gonna cause you lots of pain
Wilbur versus Quackity
My breath is foul but my bars are brand new
Been thinking about goats, they look just like you
My words are presents I deliver like Bart Simpson
Get the fuck out lil bitch you a wimp son
I just got appraised I'm worth ten thousand bunny
Wilbur is this the bit where you're not funny
I'm a thing of legend a regular Tom Hanks
Your shitty music will never reach the ranks
I'm going, I'm going against a robot (YEAH GENE)
Welcome to class I'm professor funny
You're a robot so this rap is free money
Call this the start of my victory trip
I don't even need this line so let's skip
One two three four five six zero
I say 'sub sandwich' but some say 'hero'
My rhymes melt on the tongue like cabbage
My voice is crunchy and crisp so savage
Sapnap versus Larray
I don't mince words so let me cut to the tree
It's barely a rap battle when it's you against me (OHHHH)
You're not fit to hold my shirt
I'm gonna come out of this rap unhurt
Check out my flow it's stronger than your
WHAT, I'm not reading
Dream versus Technoblade
You're as helpless as a tiny sub count
You're like fruitberries but at a discount
Have you ever considered a career in youtuber?
Or are you going to keep being a loser
Oh my God
There was so much potential there
There's so much
Bet you never heard of the birds and bears
Imagine playing a game made of squares
I'm the twenty-first century you're the Middle Ages
Hating you is a career Mr. Beast pays me wages
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Tommy versus Quackity
No dress rehersal this is a public urinating
(Ohhhhhh) Your face is frustrating
I'm the gamemaster playing you like just chatting
When I say cho face I won't resist smacking it
I'm not safe for work you're an episode of old style
I wish that green bitch would've kept you in exile
Look in the mirror see a poor man's oprah
Tommyinnits biggest trait is drinking a lot of soda
Dream versus Tommy
If you think you'll win you're straight-up happy
Need me in your content otherwise it's just crappy
What day is it? The day you get cooked
Put me in the title to get your viewers hooked
You'd usually expect to find you in Sapnap's room
Only talking youtube this is your doom
If you were dying of thirst I wouldn't give you a piss
Your shit fucking channel makes me wanna hit you with my fist. (OH MY GOD)
Sapnap versus Wilby
Struttin' like you're on the cover of time
Your fucking music sucks it should be a crime
You say you kill verses but you just commit murder
You don't know where you are in the pecking order
You want my autograph? Cuz you look interesting
Lend me a pen? Oh wait you're not fucking listening
Put up or shut up or fine dine
I'm not even gonna... (hahahhahahaha)
He really stopped midway Sapnap, he said you're not worth the oxygen
Quackity versus Technoblade
If I saw you online I would swipe taken
My hot ass rhymes will turn you straight into bacon
I can't stop winning you're a total funny bone
Your rhymes are boring just like your voice which is monotone
(Ohhhhohohohoho)
All of your rhymes make me want to guffaw
This battle's already over end your stream grandpa
Rumor has it you attacked my church
I could find your chances of victory with a google search
Technoblade wins