[Intro: CJCM, Silly Stu]
Hey, guys! Did you know that...
There's a McDonald's in the Pentagon
I work at the McDonald's in the Pentagon
Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch
But it's a killer gig, back flippin' up the Big Macs

[Verse 1]
They ask:"What's the deal with kids nowadays?" "Welp, maybe it is the vaccines." "But what is the music?" "Listen."

[Verse 2: CJCM, Rob49, Pinkfong]
What the hell? What the helly? "See?" "Well my kid listens to this!" Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo "Never play that again."

[Chorus]
Ever think it's y'all? Don't blame it on the music, look at you drinkin' PBR, what are you doing with your life?

[Verse 3: CJCM, Doja Cat, Lizzo]
"Now, what is Doja Cat?" "I don't know, take a listen." I say ok, ok loser! "I don't like this." "What is Lizzo?" "Listen." I do my hair toss, check my nails. "Yeah, no."

[Chorus]
Evеr think it's y'all? Don't blame it on the music, look at you drinkin' PBR, what are you doing with your lifе?

[Outro]
"Let's stop."